August 17, 2009
· Filed under Movies & Television
1) Lois Griffin
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2) Wilma Flintstone
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3) Jane Jetson
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@ Hossy
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Before you continue, everyone has to admit that at one point in their life, they thought that a cartoon mom was hot. Really -it’s OK- nobody is judging you. From early childhood, you are programmed to think this way.
#3 Jane Jetson
This 33 year-old bombshell graced the screen in the fall of 1962. Her red hair glistened through the skies of Orbit City. She is a stereotypical housewife of the year 2062, always making sure to look good for the arrival of George. When The Jetsons came back on the air in the early ’80s, viewers had the pleasure of seeing her with a darker shade of lipstick.
#2 Wilma Flintstone
Full name: Wilma Pebble Slaghoople Flintstone. This pre-historic Hilary Clinton made the Jurassic era something to wish you were a part of. The wonderful rock necklace that lay so graciously on her neck made us stare in awe at the boob tube between the age of 3-5. Not to mention, she was “best friends” with Betty Rubble (did they have those back then?) Lastly, although critical of her husband, she was always there to bail him out. What a woman!
#1 Lois Griffin
This former Miss Teen Rhode Island takes the Top award. Besides her modeling talents, there is a strong undertone that Lois is a nymphomaniac. From episodes centering around BDSM to prostitution and spankings, this would be the perfect addition to my Friday night.
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August 14, 2009
· Filed under People
1) Not Playing F.F. ‘09
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2) Moving to Ohio
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3) Moving to S. Korea
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@ Blob
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#3 Moving to South Korea
While I certainly cannot knock a good friend such as B.K. for wanting to move to another country and try his hand at a new culture, it’s tough to come to grips with knowing we will be 15 hours apart in our respective timezones. That’s like, almost a day, Brian.
#2 Moving to Ohio
It wasn’t a good idea when Brian’s Cock Holster (Jesse) wanted to do it.. And you know what? It still ain’t! He was driving a truck and everything! Totally bought into it!
#1 Not Playing Fantasy Football in 2009
Far more reprehensible than any relocation could ever be, the fact that Brian has given the cold shoulder to Fantasy Football for the 2009 season is downright sickening. And after an ‘08 campaign of near domination, it’s difficult to understand why Brian is so willing to throw away his future like this. I mean, who can we trust to Auto-Draft and do absolutely nothing on their way to a Top 3 finish this time, huh? Who, Brian?
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August 13, 2009
· Filed under Places
1) The MFA
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2) The BPC
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3) The Paradise
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@ Blob
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Well, I’m a total asshole and accidentally deleted all of the content from this post after it was published. Oh, well.
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August 12, 2009
· Filed under Food
1) Mint Chocolate Cookie
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2) Half Baked
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3) Strawberry Cheesecake
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@ Blob
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These are good.
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August 11, 2009
· Filed under Sports, Uncategorized
1) Football
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2) Basketball
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3) Soccer
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@ Blob
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#3 Soccer
The greatest thing about Soccer isn’t just the ultra-competitive (see: riotous) nature of the game and its fans, but because you know you’re going to get at least 45 minutes of continuous game coverage in each half.. You know the game is going to be over in about 2 hours (obviously, there are exceptions) and that’s that. Actually, Hockey could easily be #3 here too.. People who still think Hockey is a lost cause need to give it a another shot because it’s a whole new game with HD Television. Anyway, listen: the point is Baseball just sucks.
#2 Basketball
I grew up on this game and it is simple to say that there is no better spectator sport in the United States than Pro Basketball, especially during the NBA Playoffs. You just can’t help but feel giddy walking through the entrance to your section and seeing the court glowing below you, Beer and Dog in-hand.. If the NBA legitimately tried to do something to shed its Thug Image and Seedy Officiating, Basketball could be #1 on this list.
#1 Football
Other than the flagrant amount of commercials that you are subjected to on a weekly basis when you closely follow the NFL, nothing beats a Sunday of sitting on your ass, eating Barbecue, drinking a ton of Beer, and watching some seriously intense Football. This, of course, is almost always followed by a period of extreme self-loathing when you feel completely empty inside because you spent the whole day having a heart attack over your Fantasy Stat Tracker than actually living your life. But you know what? I’ll take it!
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August 10, 2009
· Filed under Food
1) Sausages
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2) Hamburgers
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3) Ribs
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@ Blob
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#3 Ribs
I’d be lying if I were to say that I didn’t marginally dock Ribs for their lack of practicality at an every day barbecue in the Northeast United States.. Or maybe I just haven’t been to enough of them! It just seems to me that a nice rack of Ribs is usually reserved for special occasions (mostly due to high costs and preparation times.) But in those rare instances, well-prepared and well-flavored Ribs will make people do some very strange things.
#2 Hamburgers
Call me a Purist or Simpleton, but Hamburgers are still the cornerstone of any grilling session in my eyes. Squirt a little Ketchup & Mustard on there (no cheese) and it’s easy to understand why so many agree. Also: I don’t care if the bun is toasted, just shovel it into my mouth please.
#1 Sausages
Moreso than the other two items on this list, “Sausages” really comes off as a sort of blanket term because there are just too many distinctive variations of Sausage to give every one of them an individual mention. That being said, give me any variation of sausage off the grill (bratwurst, hot or sweet italian, chicken) and I will show you one of earth’s greatest gifts to Man. Just don’t be the guy to have to explain that there is no Sauerkraut left. You may be slapped very hard.
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August 7, 2009
· Filed under Viral Videos
