August 24, 2009
· Filed under People, Sports
1) The GQ Face
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2) 1,000 Yd. Stare
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3) The Fake Smile
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@ Blob
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Has anyone else noticed that this guy is brimming with priceless facial expressions? While I’m not entirely ready to call any of these the next Manning Face, who knows what is going to happen over the course of his career with the New York Jets and beyond?
#3 The Fake Smile
This really is the quintessential Mark Sanchez Face as far as I’m concerned: the one that says “Listen, go fuck yourself”. Also known as The Shit-Eating Grin.
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#2 The 1,000-Yard Stare
While ultimately a serious phrase dating back to World Wars I & II to describe shell-shocked soldiers in combat, the term 1,000-Yd. Stare has also come to describe Coaches & Athletes who could only possibly be thinking, “Oh my god, did he really just fucking do that?”
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#1 The GQ Face
So dreamy.
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Your Thoughts?
August 14, 2009
· Filed under People
1) Not Playing F.F. ‘09
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2) Moving to Ohio
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3) Moving to S. Korea
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@ Blob
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#3 Moving to South Korea
While I certainly cannot knock a good friend such as B.K. for wanting to move to another country and try his hand at a new culture, it’s tough to come to grips with knowing we will be 15 hours apart in our respective timezones. That’s like, almost a day, Brian.
#2 Moving to Ohio
It wasn’t a good idea when Brian’s Cock Holster (Jesse) wanted to do it.. And you know what? It still ain’t! He was driving a truck and everything! Totally bought into it!
#1 Not Playing Fantasy Football in 2009
Far more reprehensible than any relocation could ever be, the fact that Brian has given the cold shoulder to Fantasy Football for the 2009 season is downright sickening. And after an ‘08 campaign of near domination, it’s difficult to understand why Brian is so willing to throw away his future like this. I mean, who can we trust to Auto-Draft and do absolutely nothing on their way to a Top 3 finish this time, huh? Who, Brian?
Your Thoughts?
